you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
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