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Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
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