i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
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Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
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His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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