I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
Best friends brother. Beat that.
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
Randomize
