dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
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