then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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