thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
i just figured out how to balance my wine bottle on my boobs so that i don't have to tip it with my hands...breathing has new meaning
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
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