@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
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