All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
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But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
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Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
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