So it's 11:24am. I've had sex twice and been laid 3 times. I love holidays!
I understand the whole sex thing but did you really get laid or is that synonymous for more alcohol?????
Honestly.
Don't say a word.
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
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