He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
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I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
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Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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