She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
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Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
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By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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