she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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