I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
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