I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
Did you call me this morning? I was really drugged up and don't remember.
Have a good day. My vagina shrank.
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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