I wish I could teleport
I want to walk on stilts...naked
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
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we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
tequila makes me forget i have legs
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For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
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