I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
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i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
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Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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