so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
I forgot my backup drink is supposed to be pedialyte and vodka. Add in the shit I'm losing as I drink. Win-Win right?
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
Randomize
