Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
seis de mayo is my least favoite holiday because i usually spend it in bed sobbing over my poor life decisions from the night before.
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
Randomize
