Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
the only reason he called me tonight was because I fertilized his crops on farmville.
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
Randomize
