talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
I love that your last three texts to me were "Drunk." "Getting laid." "In the hospital."
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
Just wore the promise ring dad gave me freshman year of high school as a fake wedding band while I bought a pregnancy test. I think it's safe to say that's not what he had in mind with that gift 14 years ago.
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
i black out too much to be "responsible"
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
Randomize
