i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
Your topless pictures make me question reality
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
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