what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
John tries to set me up, and she has 1 arm. I'm a nice guy, but 2 arms is kinda a requirement
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
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My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
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Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
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