I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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