hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
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i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
Drunk tip #47: Its better to overestimate how many plastic bottles itll take to urinate in, rather then underestimate.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
This is the best 30th birthday ever. In a Motel 6 drinking a shower beer and sending slow-mo dick helicopter videos to you.
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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