Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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