Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
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Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
Just managed to stab myself in the ass with a fork. I feel that as my best friend, I'm obligated by friend code to inform you of that sort of thing.
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It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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