found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
Randomize
