i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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