There's this guy beside me dancing with this girl with no panties on. When I looked at him he said he's babysitting his bestfriend's girlfriend since he can't come out.
What a good friend
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
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