I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
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