I introduced my face to asphalt last night. They didn't get along.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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