He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
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