Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
I woke up with a hangover and a man bun. Reached over to drink water and accidentally chugged raspberry vodka. So there's that.
These tits shall not be calmed
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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