you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
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It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
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I'm hungover in the park, and some guy just handed me a business card for his church. I can feel Jesus' disapproval running through my fingertips
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
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