I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
Will you blow on my dice?
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
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Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
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She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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