God I can't wait to have my phone textbombed every night
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
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