don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
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If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
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We can't do acid Disneyworld.
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
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