You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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