there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
Woke up with feathers in my hair. at work. still drunk. sooo awkward.
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
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