Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
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I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
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I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
My boss's toddler just went through my bag and found your vibrator...you owe me a drink.
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
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