this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
I woke up and found my apartment really clean, appearantly drunk me couldn't tolerate living there anymore and left sober me a lot of insulting post-its...
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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