So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
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