I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
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stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
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I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
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