Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
Today is definitely a "stand over the toilet and pee through the opening at the bottom of my boxers" kind of day.
I guess the silver lining is that having a big dick really comes in handy when you're hungover.
It's a mixed blessing.
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
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