K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
If the Four Horseman of the Apocalypse gang banged each other and had a kid, it would look like the creature I woke up next to this morning.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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