Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
Sorry I threw up all over your Lyft.
It's ok I woke up next to a dumpster.
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