I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
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He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
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One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
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