I woke up to him trying to put his dick in my mouth. When I asked him what he was doing he said he was trying to make me stop snoring...
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
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