i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
and this is why i am such an inspirational person, i am the Joel Osteen of alcoholics.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
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we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
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Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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