That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
i just renamed my vag "the sorting hat"
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
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I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
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crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
I guess she found the pillow case full of vomit I hid last night: "Oh my God. Oh my God. In my fucking FRIDGE?! Really? Hope your dick falls off there's puke all over my food. Fucking die."
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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