we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
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The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
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NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
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